FOR DARK TEXT: "If AI were sentient , it would be jealous of you" on the front. "AI≠You / You>AI" between the shoulders on the back.

Lightweight in name but built like a statement, this relaxed heavyweight tee speaks softly with a clever, tech-witty message: “if AI were sentient it would be jealous of YOU.” The front centers the handwritten-style line in an intimate, conversational rhythm, while the small, pixel-like text at the nape adds a subtle, geeky flourish. Cut for an oversized, relaxed fit with a gentle drop shoulder, the shirt feels substantial and lived-in — the kind you reach for when you want comfort with personality. Wear it to meetups, coding sessions, late-night creative sprints, or casual hangs when you want to make a quiet, confident nod to curiosity and human spark.

Product features

- 100% USA cotton (7.5 oz) for a strong, smooth printing surface

- Available sizes S–7XL with oversized, relaxed cut and slight drop shoulder

- Durable construction: double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem with shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape

- Quarter-turned to remove center crease and forward-thrusted shoulder seam for better fit

- Color variations: Heather Grey (90/10) and Charcoal (50/50) blends; satin/woven label and stretch-proof 1" neck collar

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: no heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean