Heavyweight Short Sleeve T-Shirt — Classic Durable Tee
FOR LIGHT TEXT: "If AI were sentient , it would be jealous of you" on the front. "AI≠You / You>AI" between the shoulders on the back.
This relaxed heavyweight tee feels like putting on a reliable companion. The thick, smooth cotton drapes with a gentle drop shoulder for an oversized, lived-in look that still reads clean and crisp. Wear it for slow mornings, backyard barbecues, or long drives — it holds printed artwork beautifully and keeps its shape through wash after wash. The reinforced neck and double-needle hems mean the shirt stays comfortable and solid, while the quarter-turned body prevents a center crease so prints sit true. Available in extended sizing and a couple heathered blends for a subtle textured finish.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durability and clean print surface
- Oversized/relaxed cut with slight drop shoulder for a casual, modern fit
- Reinforced construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, stretch-proof 1" collar, double-needle stitched hems
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease so designs print straight
- Available sizes S–7XL; heather options with cotton/poly blends (Heather Grey 90/10, Charcoal 50/50)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
100% US Cotton
Made by specially spun fibers that make for a very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from the USA
Age restrictions
For adults
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: no heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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